Hello,my name is SUSAN,and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:

- IT is a surreal retromodern minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.

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- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quITe a bIT.

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- The game currently includes 3 episodes wITh over 140 levels of boop flinging.

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- You can also play in STORY MODE,which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (wITh no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is also avAIlable.

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- I will be monIToring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS,my favorITe snack.

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- I have lots of fun on TwITter,where you should follow me: https://twITter.com/cheap__golf