Maim Street

Prepare for the Dark Souls of crossing guard simulators.You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all! Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone. Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.FEATURES• Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.• Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.• A character named “Chester Buttmeat”• Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.• In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.• Dozens of cats.• Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same.Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!

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游戏简介

Prepare for the Dark Souls of crossing guard simulators.

You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like,WAY too many. Cant savem all!

Welcome to the world of John Stopman,the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can,but you might have to shrug off a few fatalITies. MAIm Street is a frantic game where you learn that you cant be everything for everyone.

Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back agAInst the cars,and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty AIr Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.

FEATURES

bull; Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.

bull; Over 40 game upgrades,such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.

bull; A character named Chester Buttmeat

bull; Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.

bull; In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.

bull; Dozens of cats.

bull; Over 50 unique pedestrians wITh their own stories,yet they all seem to explode the same.

Plenty of games reward perfection,this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!